Tumblr (3.0; @ispoze)http://ispoze.com/Dave: one of these days I'm going to change my finder icon to something hot pink that says 'FINDER!' across it, cuz I can never see it in my tab list<br /> Dave: ironically enough.<br /> Dave: maybe make it white and red striped and rename it 'Waldo'<br /> Nate: hahahaha<br /> Nate: that is awesome<br /> http://ispoze.com/post/413781662http://ispoze.com/post/413781662Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:03:23 -0500“…miracle medijuana…”<br/><br/> - <em>(my wife, talking about all the marijuana vendors in the area.  I spoze they think it’s miraculous…)</em>http://ispoze.com/post/362317610http://ispoze.com/post/362317610Sat, 30 Jan 2010 21:01:44 -0500Me: Hello?<br /> Them: Hello, I'm from <redacted auto dealer>, and I wanted to...<br /> Me: Hellooo?<br /> Them: ...of our recent deals on...<br /> Me: Hold on.<br /> Them: ...offers that are available to you...<br /> Me: I spoze you're a robot.<br /> Them: ...please call us at...<br /> Me: Thought so. <hangup>http://ispoze.com/post/94684650http://ispoze.com/post/94684650Thu, 09 Apr 2009 20:14:00 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WJ2ZFVx6A4Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WJ2ZFVx6A4Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Dialogue overheard while watching this old MTV music video with my cousins:</p> <p>“What is he <i>talking</i> about?”</p> <p>“I don’t know, but we can’t touch it.”</p> <p>I spoze MC Hammer is a little too high brow for us.  Or maybe the pants are just too distracting.</p>http://ispoze.com/post/76659123http://ispoze.com/post/76659123Sun, 08 Feb 2009 12:44:00 -0500<p>From a review of an external hard drive I read recently:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Pros:</b> Nice looking little drive, 32mb cache, not 16 like the add says. Painless setup.<br/><b>Cons:</b> none<br/><b>Other Thoughts:</b> I like Bacon.</p> </blockquote> <p>I spoze that last spot is wide open.</p>http://ispoze.com/post/74100117http://ispoze.com/post/74100117Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:46:00 -0500<a href="http://oscar-watch.ew.com/2009/01/golden-globes-5.html">Slumdog Millionaire</a>: <p>I spoze I should actually go see <i>Slumdog Millionaire</i>.  All the clips they showed make me want to see it, on top of all the awards it is winning.</p> <p>Also, notice the part where the article talks about the <i>Benjamin Button</i> shutout.  Seems like I’m not the only one who doesn’t think that movie is a winner.  (I don’t even think it’s worth a nomination, but that’s another story.)</p>http://ispoze.com/post/70000015http://ispoze.com/post/70000015Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:23:10 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gVvbXP7qcTU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gVvbXP7qcTU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I spoze the aliens won’t be far behind, now that they’ve dropped off their luggage…</p>http://ispoze.com/post/63577029http://ispoze.com/post/63577029Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:10:41 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XUuwEq98ByM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XUuwEq98ByM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I spoze plain old running is just too easy.</p>http://ispoze.com/post/61677340http://ispoze.com/post/61677340Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:36:06 -0500<p>“The English have a talent for acerbic vituperation and perfunctory ineptitude, inspiring universal antipathy.”</p> <p>***</p> <p>I spoze this contributed to them losing the war.</p>http://ispoze.com/post/61419050http://ispoze.com/post/61419050Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:47:08 -0500<p>‘Arrested Development’ film gets closer Mitch Hurwitz, Ron Howard ink deals for feature treatment</p> <p>By Nellie Andreeva Nov 21, 2008</p> <p>The “Arrested Development” feature has moved closer to reality, with Mitch Hurwitz and Ron Howard reportedly closing deals for the long-gestating project from Imagine and Fox Searchlight.</p> <p>The possible migration of the critically acclaimed but short-lived Fox series to the big screen has been a hot topic among fans for the past year. Speculation has been fueled by cast members of the show, including Jason Bateman, Will Arnett and Jeffrey Tambor, who have been frequently quoted in interviews that a feature adaptation is in the works.</p> <p>Hurwitz, who created and exec produced the Emmy-winning series, is on board to write the film as well as direct with help from Howard. The series, from Imagine TV and 20th TV, was a pet project of Howard, who had a lot to do with its distinct visual style. In the final episode, Howard, playing himself, heard the Bluth TV family’s pitch of their story and liked it for a movie.</p> <p>***</p> <p>I spoze this means no more Tony Hale on “Chuck.”  Sad times, but I’d much rather have him working on the movie!</p>http://ispoze.com/post/61120979http://ispoze.com/post/61120979Sun, 23 Nov 2008 01:03:00 -0500<p>The <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5092694/man-bra-keeps-your-moobs-in-check">man bra</a> and <a href="http://www.gigglesugar.com/159358">manty hose</a>.</p> <p>I spoze it was only a matter of time…</p>http://ispoze.com/post/61088671http://ispoze.com/post/61088671Sat, 22 Nov 2008 19:07:00 -0500<p><b>The Traditions of ispoze.com</b></p> <p>Every post must use the phrase “i spoze” or else it will be considered null and void.</p> <p>Nothing is too random to be posted on ispoze.com.  It just must have the phrase “i spoze.”</p> <p>Proof of usage by outside parties (i.e. a clip on YouTube, iChat transcript, signed statement) is always welcome.</p> <p>Animals, when assisted by humans, can also post on ispoze.com</p> <p>ispoze.com must always be promoted as the second-greatest website this century.</p>http://ispoze.com/post/60977854http://ispoze.com/post/60977854Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:39:10 -0500nate: hey, sara joined facebook<br /> emily: whoa!<br /> nate: hehe<br /> emily: why?<br /> nate: why did she join facebook?<br /> emily: yes<br /> nate: I spoze she finally wanted to be social on the internets<br /> emily: haha<br /> emily: you spoze? <br /> nate: yes<br /> nate: I spoze <br /> nate: wow, ispoze.com isn't taken <br /> emily: dude!<br /> nate: hehehe<br /> emily: you should buy it!<br /> nate: yeahhttp://ispoze.com/post/60912074http://ispoze.com/post/60912074Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:59:11 -0500