I Spoze

Phone Call

  • Me: Hello?
  • Them: Hello, I'm from <redacted auto dealer>, and I wanted to...
  • Me: Hellooo?
  • Them: ...of our recent deals on...
  • Me: Hold on.
  • Them: ...offers that are available to you...
  • Me: I spoze you're a robot.
  • Them: ...please call us at...
  • Me: Thought so. <hangup>