I Spoze
Phone Call
- Me: Hello?
- Them: Hello, I'm from <redacted auto dealer>, and I wanted to...
- Me: Hellooo?
- Them: ...of our recent deals on...
- Me: Hold on.
- Them: ...offers that are available to you...
- Me: I spoze you're a robot.
- Them: ...please call us at...
- Me: Thought so. <hangup>
Dialogue overheard while watching this old MTV music video with my cousins:
“What is he talking about?”
“I don’t know, but we can’t touch it.”
I spoze MC Hammer is a little too high brow for us. Or maybe the pants are just too distracting.
Bacon
From a review of an external hard drive I read recently:
Pros: Nice looking little drive, 32mb cache, not 16 like the add says. Painless setup.
Cons: none
Other Thoughts: I like Bacon.
I spoze that last spot is wide open.
I spoze I should actually go see Slumdog Millionaire. All the clips they showed make me want to see it, on top of all the awards it is winning.
Also, notice the part where the article talks about the Benjamin Button shutout. Seems like I’m not the only one who doesn’t think that movie is a winner. (I don’t even think it’s worth a nomination, but that’s another story.)
I spoze the aliens won’t be far behind, now that they’ve dropped off their luggage…
I spoze plain old running is just too easy.
“The English have a talent for acerbic vituperation and perfunctory ineptitude, inspiring universal antipathy.”
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I spoze this contributed to them losing the war.
Finally!
‘Arrested Development’ film gets closer Mitch Hurwitz, Ron Howard ink deals for feature treatment
By Nellie Andreeva Nov 21, 2008
The “Arrested Development” feature has moved closer to reality, with Mitch Hurwitz and Ron Howard reportedly closing deals for the long-gestating project from Imagine and Fox Searchlight.
The possible migration of the critically acclaimed but short-lived Fox series to the big screen has been a hot topic among fans for the past year. Speculation has been fueled by cast members of the show, including Jason Bateman, Will Arnett and Jeffrey Tambor, who have been frequently quoted in interviews that a feature adaptation is in the works.
Hurwitz, who created and exec produced the Emmy-winning series, is on board to write the film as well as direct with help from Howard. The series, from Imagine TV and 20th TV, was a pet project of Howard, who had a lot to do with its distinct visual style. In the final episode, Howard, playing himself, heard the Bluth TV family’s pitch of their story and liked it for a movie.
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I spoze this means no more Tony Hale on “Chuck.” Sad times, but I’d much rather have him working on the movie!